Let's ask the man cub

You are just a man,
Homosapien,
With an attention span
Of 45 minutes.

You are the only naturalist,
to discover,
some species are monogamists,
others prefer,
the sexiest partner at hand!

The classic questions are closer
to home
including those improper
deviant folks

Will Maugli choose Brad Pitt
Or rather any woman in sight?
Will he barter for it?
And interestingly wait for night?

Misogyny, polygamy, prostitution.
Incest, pedophilia, Freud.
Its an astounding questionnaire man cub..
You think we have a one size fits all?

For each choose strongly agree to strongly disagree
on a scale of 1 to 5.
And hurry up we don't have all day
what you are you? decide!

Besides...and i mean to be helpful here..
IF you can't fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run
Then who will call you a "man" my son?